a little treat for you, from my sister
My sister was there when I broke my damn arm. That's how I tell the story.
Here, she tells it in song, in mp3 format. It's 1,200k, and even if you're at dial-up, I think it's worth it.
(I can't test the mp3 link from where I'm at, so if it doesn't work, let me know and I'll fix it by the end of the day.)