in my new life as a householder: shlock three
In my new life as a householder, my newest fascination is weeding. It's sort of like a waste of time, but also very pragmatic. And also dirty. I like that. I won't have a single pair of nice pants soon. I do not weed with a trowel, just my grubby fingers. I should probably use a trowel for morning glories and horsetails; they are tenacious plants with freakishly long roots, but I am too stubborn. I can get everything else by hand. I just pull slowly by the base, so slowly, because the stem is the most fragile. I ease it out until I can get my fingers around some root. Then I stick in a finger and pry it up a little. Then I just pull slow and firm and almost nothing can resist. Except himalayan blackberries. The spade is the only way to go for them.
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I have a kind of Darwinistic approach to weeds. If it's green, and it was the survivor of the battle of the fittest, I usually let it live. Now if I had a garden, they'd have to die...
Posted by: Bill | April 30, 2004 4:46 AM
Gardening is Evil. I can't stand gardening, plus everytime I try to grow something it dies. I have a black thumb. My wife doesn't even try to get me to help with her flowers. Because she knows they start to die when I touch them.
Posted by: Contagion | May 3, 2004 12:02 PM
Sounds like you'd make a great weeder, Contagion. You're SUPPOSED to kill the weeds.
Posted by: rzan | May 3, 2004 11:53 PM