4 ristretto shots
My friend Cara works in the Pike Place Market. I asked her if she wanted me to get her a coffee and she said sure, but she needed to write it down:
4 ristretto shots with a little vanilla syrup and soy milk that has not been foamed
(just plain out of the carton), sorta like a latte only short.
Thank You.
That got us to thinking as to what the most hellish coffee order could possibly be. I teased the barista about it so bad that she gave me my coffee for free and gave me the aforementioned drink for $1.25. Groovy.