u.s. vows to defeat whoever it is we're at war with
"For example, we know that the mastermind has the approximate personality of a terrorist," Gramm said. "Also, he is senseless. New data is emerging all the time."I know that everyone and their brother already linked to this weeks edition of The Onion, and there is a very good reason. Because it's insanely funny. I love their tagline so much better than CNN's.
It's Holy Fucking Shit: Attack on America. I honestly don't think I could have come up with anything better. The Onion has done a mighty and surpreme job of writing the most inscisive set of articles about the last 2 or 3 weeks, and making it so funny tears came to my eyes.