BBQ Porn
I went over to a friend's new house, and he had such a beutiful kitchen. All spacious and white and sky blue.
Then I got confused by a picture he had on his fridge. It was a picture of a huge stainless steel BBQ. Roasting on spits were 4 full chickens, and countless steaks and chops on every inch of its many surfaces. It was an obscene BBQ.
"What's up with this picture?" I said.
"Oh that," he said, "it's barbeque porn."