not.so.soft
Make some time for not.so.soft!
Her name is Meg. She's a newmeejahoor living in London. Hey...didn't I already write some kind of review of not.so.soft?
Yeah, I did. And it's 4:37am, and I've been reading Meg's weblog IN IT'S ENTIRETY for at least four hours now. My brain needs defragging, much like megs. Meg tells really good stories...and really interesting things happen to her. It's a good combination. So, I realized that Meg's blog needs to speak for itself. So I need you to pencil in some time for Meg. Really. So, if you come up with:
- Only a moment: read "6 questions"
- A few minutes: read "mamma crackwhore" and "tricking the magician"
- A lunch break: read all of the **** stories
- A while: read all of the following links
- A long, boring day at work: read all of the links and the 3 long stories linked at
the bottom of meg's page, then go read The
Onion. It's funny.
- Several weeks: read meg's entire blog, go read every review at Blog You! and write me an
email telling me how many times you laughed (and tell me what you think of their review of meg), and then go get
a milkshake, and then think about how nice it is to have a big wet sweet first kiss in
the front seat of your car on a fine yet rather chilly wednesday evening after eating
yummy fish and chips and tromping around Alki Beach for hours, go wank, go be nice to
someone who's homeless, learn Shamatha meditation, and then go read The Onion. It's funny.
**** big liverpudlian
mamma crackwhore and her bitch
**** a dog's
name
at least she didn't
think it was toilet paper!
anagrams of
notsosoft
**** 6
questions
Who's in the house?
I'm in the house!
M*A*S*H, the family
heirloom
blackmailed!
I have spat in this
pint!
I tried to train my
cat, bob.
I know th'
feeling
**** tricking the
magician
brain has reached
total capacity
meg monitor
alert
defrag my
brain
if you want me to
pimp you out...
**** I suggest
hurling it across the room
don't do it, don't
fall in love
**** no
beans!
the elusive
mallard
Enjoy!